Men are just happier people. What do you expect from such simple creatures?
♦ Your last name stays put.
♦ The garage is all yours.
♦ Wedding plans take care of themselves.
♦ Chocolate is just another snack.
♦ You can be President.
♦ You can never be pregnant.
♦ You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
♦ You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
♦ Car mechanics tell you the truth.
♦ The world is your urinal.
♦ You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
♦ You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
♦ Same work, more pay.
♦ Wrinkles add character.
♦ Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
♦ People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
♦ New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
♦ One mood all the time.
♦ Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
♦ A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
♦ You can open all your own jars.
♦ You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
♦ If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
♦ Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
♦ Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
♦ You almost never have strap problems in public.
♦ You’re unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
♦ Everything on your face stays it’s original color.
♦ The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
♦ You only have to shave your face and neck.
♦ You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons.
♦ You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can ‘do’ your nails with a pocket knife.
♦ You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
♦ You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
